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About Jason
Jason's Special Skills
Jason's Mission
From the streets of Woodland Hills CA, and Fairy Meadow NSW. I’ve lived fast, learned hard, and turned chaos into clarity. I want to know how things work, why people break, and what it takes to rebuild stronger. I’ve made mistakes, owned them, and used them as fuel to create something real. Everything I do now comes from that raw mix of honesty, resilience, and cigarettes.
Jason's Mission
Jason's Special Skills
Jason's Mission
First and foremost my mission is to find a beautiful blonde woman with brown eyebrows and dirty vans. Who together we will make sense of nonsense, and occasionally stumble into wisdom. Here to build things, break things, and probably overthink everything in between.
Jason's Special Skills
Jason's Special Skills
Jason's Special Skills
#1- Being Jason Caputo
#2- Being Jason Caputo
#3- Did i not make it clear already?
#4- Being my uncle Michael's Nephew
#5- Being Jason Caputo
#6- Being my uncle Michael's favorite Nephew
#7- Loving Country Music
#8- Parallel parking anywhere
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Jason's advice is like a fortune cookie written by someone who may or may not be on the autistic spectrum. You might get life changing insight , or might get made fun of. Either way you will get the truth.
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